F-You Friday!
A friend suggested this and OH MY GOD does it sometimes feel good to get crap off your chest and tell your troubles to just fuck off.
So, here are a few of mine! Feel free to join me in F-U Friday!!
F you, taxes.
F you eyes for failing when I need you most.
F child of mine who must have gotten those genes from your father’s side, get over the drama queen shit already!
F you Big G, if you are using my laptop, turn the damn thing off properly. If I lose one more damn file because you are too lazy to hit TURN OFF, you won’t know what hit you but it will hurt like a beeotch.
F you waiting game. I despise you like a festering boil.
F you noisy roommates who have no consideration for the other people who live here at 2am (when I’m actually attempting to sleep).
Yeah, that’s all. Any more and people would probably try to have me committed. That or wash my mouth out with soap. Neither sounds all that appealing, LOL.
F-U stupid driver who goes 45 IN A 45! Sheesh, people have to get to work ya know!
F-U stupid mortgage company who upped my escrow without telling me and made my payment look late! (And didn’t tell me that either!) Assholes.
F-U edits.
F-U itty bitty modem that has made my internet slooooooooooooow.
Awesome idea, Inez.
F-U stepmonster who didn’t even include my brother, sister and me in the list of who my father is survived by.
Although, to be fair, she didn’t even include her own son, whom my father loved like his own.
Meh. I need to let it go… but it feels good to say it out loud/in print, too.
>:-(
F-U exes.
That’s all I’ve got.
F-U people that are too unprofessional to do a good job, too stupid to take instruction, and too lazy to care!!! Sometimes I hate my day job.
F-U waiting game!!! I’m over it already. Arghhhhh
F-U to coworkers who are too lazy/stupid to do their jobs correctly.
F-U to that customer who had an accident, a license suspension and five speeding tickets for whining they “learned their lesson” and deserve an insurance quote. They should be asking me for a bus pass instead.
F-U sore butt that doesn’t want me to finish my edits.
F-U telemarketer who keeps trying to trick me into thinking my next credit payment is over due.
ooh, who ever thought this up is a genius.