I hate bloodsuckers
No, not vampires, I love vampires. JR Ward’s Wrath could chow down and I would lay there all weak and sweaty, begging him to do it again…and again.
MOSQUITOES! Gah! These things are like Japanese kamikaze bombers. I walked out to the car last night and got swarmed. A literal visible swarm hit me. They were in my hair, my face, down my shirt, up my skirt. I don’t even know these insects and they are getting down right personal. I have bites on my boobs, my butt and my arms are covered. They didn’t even buy me dinner first. Then my husband informs my only the females bite. This is girl on girl action I could do without.
I am coating everyone in bug spray, doing foggers and even resorted to a yard spray. Sadly, I think I will still lose. So I sit and try not to scratch(fail at that) and my poor kids look like they have the played connect the dot in pink marker on their legs.
Anyone have any tried and true anti-bloodsucker remedies?
Do you have standing water anywhere near your house? You can buy stuff to treat that. Yard foggers will do wonders for keeping them weeded out too. Now that you have bites, calamine (spelling???) lotion will help…though you will then have pink spots
Hope this helps! You want me to come up there and scratch you for a while so you can nap?? 
Yeah, we live next to a river so there are little marshy patches everywhere. Not our property though *sigh*
bats. see if there are bat colonies anywhere around you and build bat houses. Bats eat like a bajillion mosquitoes and other buggies every night. definitely efficient. And cooooool, too.
I like this idea. I like bats. I think they are awesome and cute!