Chicks-n-Scratching

So, I’m currently impersonating the Little Mermaid. Or, well, I would be if I didn’t keep TRYING to talk. My voice cuts in and out, though when it’s there it sounds more like a frog on the verge of death.

Oddly, this is not accompanied by any of the standard suspects – no fever, no chills, not much sinus action, only a little bit of cough. No, in all other respects, I’m fine.

But no voice.

Do you have any idea how annoying that is? Especially since I have to TEACH college courses? Yeah. That’s going well.

Where’s that stinking Ursula? I NEED that magic shell!